yrusomad
tastefullyoffensive:

[alysaria]
i would set up so many booby traps for this cat

i would set up so many booby traps for this cat

GG

GG

Yeah, it’s not bad, but I think the video is too static. Can you move the camera in and around the guy at the bottom so we can see his face?

A client response after I edited footage they sent me.

(via clientsfromhell)

holy crap… there is a word for thisnow all i have to say is “i sonder from time to time”

holy crap… there is a word for this
now all i have to say is “i sonder from time to time”

this looks tedious to make but then i imagine myself smashing all the layers together in my mouth as the flavor disseminates across my tongue and it seems somehow worth it

this looks tedious to make but then i imagine myself smashing all the layers together in my mouth as the flavor disseminates across my tongue and it seems somehow worth it

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

who did i just catch doing this….

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

who did i just catch doing this….

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

haha look at it bounce

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

haha look at it bounce

leonsbuddydave:

Found out last night that for months, angry customers have been tweeting at my fake parody airline account, United Airlanes, to complain about their experiences with United Airlines.

God has given me a great, beautiful funnel through which angry people flow in the worst possible mood.

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

2stupidnerds:

daewrythe:

depthz:

How uncomfortably humans deal with silence.

I smell a fucking challenge

Lets do it Jesse

kasey-marilyn:

4gifs:

Bear steals entire dumpster [video]

i’ll take this. it has food and it would be a great bed.

hhahahahahahah

kasey-marilyn:

4gifs:

Bear steals entire dumpster [video]

i’ll take this. it has food and it would be a great bed.

hhahahahahahah

To burn with desire and keep quiet about it is the greatest punishment we can bring on ourselves.
Federico Garcia Lorca, Blood Wedding and Yerma (via 33113)

…also hot water when you have poison oak